Quote legen ! For alle os (the twins + folks) som elsker quotes !

Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
[Fires rocket]
Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh

Despicable Me

Aleck skrev:Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
[Fires rocket]
Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh

Despicable Me

SHE DIDN'T !
What a Lousy mom.

You bet! The worst mom ever seen...

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]
Gru: I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also from Vegas.

Butterfly... take my tears and bring them to God
Snake... take my love and bring it to the Devel
Firefly... Take my voice and bring it to God
Death... Take my life.

Camille skrev:

Aleck skrev:Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
[Fires rocket]
Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh

Despicable Me

SHE DIDN'T !
What a Lousy mom.

Agreed! She is a horrible mom!

But funny, for us!

Yes, you are very right (this time) XD

I fyret for at ikke skrive et quote XD

Sookie Stackhouse: [In reference to Godric]
He's your maker, isn't he?

Eric Northman: Don't use words you don't understand.

Sookie Stackhouse: You have a lot of love for him.

Eric Northman: Don't use words I don't understand

Hahah XD Kender det ikke, men det virkede lol XD

Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?

Despicable Me

De Udødelig Instrumenter

Jace's ærkefjende: Der var engang, Jace, hvor jeg troede vi kunne blive gode venner.
Jace. Ved du hvad? Der var engang, jeg troede jeg var en fritte!

Haha! Der fik jeg dig!!

Det er ikke fra den! Det er fra Urværks englen! Og det er Will der siger at han troede han var en fritte og en der hedder Gabriel der siger det andet!

Er det? LOL! My bad ;D

Hahah *Driller*

South park

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman

You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

south park

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman

_________________________-

Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman

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Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Mina: jeg kan altså stadig ikke forstå, vi ødelagde din sofa altså

Asmodeus: vi brugte nok for mange hofte muskler

" Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"Why do you say that"
"Because he hasnt got shit all over him"

Two peasants, "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail"

hahahaaha Asmodeus

Serien Rome.

[Vorenus wakes up to find his horse has been stolen]
Lucius Vorenus: Fortune pisses on me once again!

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Niobe: [with admiration while helping Lucius put on his magistrate's toga] Look at you.
Titus Pullo: You look like laundry.

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Titus Pullo: [wakes up during the night; sees Eirene approaching]
Titus Pullo: [smiles]
Titus Pullo: Eirene. It's good to see you.
[she puts a knife to his throat]
Titus Pullo: [gasps, but doesn't fight her] Fair enough.
Titus Pullo: [closes eyes]
[she presses in the knife, but hesitates]
Titus Pullo: [peeks]
Titus Pullo: Erm... i-if-if... If you can't do it... th-that's all right too.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Lord Vader, Star Wars.

"Hee, hee! Watch it squirm! Now poke out its eyes!" - the last words heard by a victim of a Malkavian connoisseur

Serien Rome.

Gaius Julius Caesar: [evaluating his chances against Pompey's more numerous legions] Our men must win or die. Pompey's men have... other options.

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Cassius: Look now. Look at that.
Marcus Junius Brutus: It is a chair. What of it?
Cassius: A chair? It's a throne!
Marcus Junius Brutus: I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.

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Servilia of the Junii: Gods of the Junii, with this offering I ask you to summon Tyche, Megaera, and Nemesis so that they may witness this curse. By the spirits of my ancestors I curse Gaius Julius Caesar. Let his penis shrink. Let his bones crack. Let him see his legionnaires drown in their own blood. Gods of the Junii, I offer to you his limbs, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his heart, his stomach. Gods of the Inferno, let me see him suffer deeply, and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you.

En normal Mandag eftermiddag med kemi i 4. blok i 1.x, og her er resultatet

Christian(elev): Kan en elektronsky kun regne med negative tal?

Tobias(lærer): Note til mig selv, åben vinduerne der er tydeligvis ilt mangel

* roflol*
Good one Kas