Let me introduce you to the cake philosophy..

Are you going to read my topic? Stop up for a moment and rethink, maybe you wouldn't read it anyway, if I told you this warning.
If you really think hard about it, and really take this cake philosophy close to you, you will never! Ever never ever take cake seriously again Specially when people are talking about grandmothers cakes!! And for you people who wants something seriously, lifechanging or something like that? Then stop right now because this philosophy is just for fun XD
Now you are proper warned

Well I have to give the credit to my dear friend Cupcake, who has told me this philosophy and is probably the founder of it

One simple conclusion which makes this philosophy true(Remember this is just for fun and laughter)
We all know that cake is god! Nothing is better than cake, well only a few things and that is where I'm heading to
So cake is god,
but what other kinds of things are also godlike? Well now I'm most addressed to boys and male creatures
Yes are you thinking about the same?? Of course you are, boobies are also gods!!
So now to the true point of life! If cake is god, and boobies are god, then cake = boobies!!

Well now you are probably thinking, what kind of bloody hell drugs has she taking? Well just wait for a moment, before you close your laptop down because you can feel how your braincells are dying of frivolous!
Then read my argumentations and you will feel a manifestness!

There are a lot of parallels between cake and boobies.
You can talk about different sizes of cake, and we all know that there are different sizes of boobies, some of them better than others For example.
Cookies = totally flat breasts.
Cupcakes = A little handful or lesser, that depends of which size of cupcakes you normally eat But it is normally a A cup
Muffins = a good handful a B cup
Birth day cake = Well you have probably got the point now right?
And so on

When you talk about sizes, then you usually don't count the shape of the cake.
But of course you can still compare boobies with the shape of a cake.
Muffin = Round and bulging boobies
If you have some kind of long cake, then it could be = very hanging breasts

Well now we have sizes and shape, then we can take the consistent.
We all know that some cakes are softer than others, and that you can clearly also compare with breast, some are hard, some are very soft.

Then you can also talk about the cake's surface.
Some cakes have a smooth soft surface, which are usually really nice, right guys (and girls)?
Then there are cakes, which have a rough surface, and you can guess for yourself

And you can talk about durability for example a big birthday cake.
We all know that women with large breasts, will because of gravity make her breast to hang. And it is the same with birthday cake. Birthday cakes usually loose their shape faster than other cakes.

And only the fantasy is a limit in which way you can compare cake with breasts

And now you are probably thinking, Okay I can compare cakes, but what is the point? (and now I can never take cake seriously again!)
Well that is what I'm about to tell you.

I have giving you the tool to talk about breasts and never get caught or discovered by the females whose breasts you are talking about. 'cause they can only hear you talking about cake!

Hope you can use it hihi
And before I end this journal, then try to think about your grandmothers cakes!!
See! Now I have damage you, and you can never take cake seriously again

Yours
Cherrybomb

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It was a well made post and a well made try to damage pwople but sadly some people have already been damaged beyound repair and this just seems like childsplay from my point of view. xD

but still it was funny and interesting to read. xD

And I am stille trying to hold my inner nerd in check so I do not start blabbering about how your arguments might be off... xD

I just find it stupid xp

Well Like I said before in the text Sajro, then you shouldn't take it seriously

bwar of course you do shemale Gregers the greak!!!

Guuuud og her sad jeg og troede det var en bikinitop Katy Perry havde på ??

Woops my mistake XD

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hmm... facinating story O.o

damaged: naah, got a good laugh

Jeg tror nu jeg fortrækker at adskille de to ting, da kvinde former intet gør for mig. XD
Eller jo...det før de da...jeg har dem jo ligesom, og de gør det som sådan ganske fint, men jeg mener....andres kvindelige former får ikke mine bisser til at løbe i vand, deeeet gør visse kager der i mod!

Årh...jeg vrøvler... Det er også al det øl!

Er kvinder kage, hvad er mænd så ??? Jeg ved det! Jeg ved det!

Kolde is pinde o.o

hmm.. syntes ikke det spicielt interessant at skulle findes ligeværdig som en kold og frozzen ispind o.o

Så hellere noget varmt :3

som en risted skumfidus eller pølsebrød o.o

Ventor....lad mig lige forstå dig ret....

hvis de kvindelige atributter skal sammenlignes og drages paraellt til kager- så mener du at ' mandommen ' skal til en skumfidus?

Lol DEN er jeg med på, men måske der sidder et par fyre og tænker eeeeehhhh og ser forvirret ned i deres skød.

Og så spørger jeg....taler vi om de der små champignon skum fiduser eller dem på størrelse med en tommelfinger?

* meget uskyldigt blik*
* fnis*

Jeg vil blive skuffet hvis jeg bliver sammenlignet med noget blødere end en stiv frossen ispind!

Jeg burde egentligt få den her tråd færdig, det er nok med at folk knepper til højre og venstre ... eller godt nok har jeg ikke helt spottet det endnu, men folk er flittige til det på andre sider, her har de bare lært at bruge private rum. Godt, færdig med den samtale.

Hey... Den må stå for egen regning den der Eric xD
Hvad end du så laver i de private rum
O. O

nej nej, min tanke var bare at tag en is kold ispind, og havde i nærheden af huden er ikke lige frem det mest behagelige... men så følesen af en skumfidus + de er mere velsmagende, og havde i nærheden af huden o.o

medmindre at de fleste piger tag en mands ''ispind'' iskoldt og nærmest får gåsehud bare ved at blive berørt af 'det' xD

men jo skumfiduser kommer også i mange forskellige størelser og former :3
hvilket er derfor jeg syntes det var en god ide og sætte dem under et navn kaldet 'skumfidus' x3

Ventor....skumfiduser er bløde små og slattende, uanset smag...
Den bliver ret svær at snakke sig ud af XD

faktisk ikke o.o

der ingen der har snakket om at det skulle være i en hård substans xD
det suden er de fleste fyre(når de ikke er tændt) samme følse som en skumfidus :3
så der ingen forskel der x3

Ventor du kære..... Skal vi ikke bare slå fast at vores metaforiske billeder af ' manden' er forskellige.....jeg kan ikke give afkald på min ispind, til fordel for din bløde skumfidus XD

- og Cherry- vi holder dig fuldstændig ansvarlig for hele den her meget mystiske samtale

Enig med Camille, ingen skumfidus for vil aldrig kunne spise skumfidus igen med den tanke om at jeg spiser ... ja.

Måske skulle vi bare tage en pingvin stang? Glatte, bløde og alligevel hårde. Så har de jo tilmed også en overkommelig størrelse xD

En tivolistang !

* lol*

Ren underholdning XD

. . . .
jeg giver op xD

kaldt det hvad i vil SÅ LÆNGE DET IKKE BLIVER LAKRIS STANG! o.o
((elsker lakris x3 ))

Haha...når den vil du ikke have hængende på dig så, at du elsker lakridsstang XD.

Vi begraver emnet, og vil mindes det med smil på vor læber